Ann Coulter, the leggy blond scourge of all things leftish, is releasing her latest book, "Godless: The Church of Liberalism," on this supposedly demonic day. In it, she asserts, "Of course liberalism is a religion. It has its own cosmology, its own miracles, its own beliefs in the supernatural, its own churches, its own high priests, its own saints, its own total worldview, and its own explanation of the existence of the universe."Meanwhile, things look a lot less apocalyptic here in Madison. We’re planning to nurse our hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia over a tall cool one while pondering the mystery of why the squares of the first seven prime numbers add up to 666 and watching the sun set on Lake Mendota from the Edgewater pier (666 Wisconsin Avenue).
Unless, of course, the Beast makes it rain cats and dogs. Or, worse, frogs.
UPDATE: No, not frogs -- tornadoes.