Monday, November 20, 2006

Tank of gas: too much.
Prescription refill: too much.
Iraq war: WAY too much.
Dick Cheney on bending the rules: priceless.

According to Seymour Hersh in the New Yorker, a month before the election Dick Cheney was speculating about what would happen if the Democrats won control of Congress. Would that keep the administration from moving ahead with a military option with Iran? Nah...
A month before the November elections, Vice-President Dick Cheney was sitting in on a national-security discussion at the Executive Office Building. The talk took a political turn: what if the Democrats won both the Senate and the House? How would that affect policy toward Iran, which is believed to be on the verge of becoming a nuclear power? At that point, according to someone familiar with the discussion, Cheney began reminiscing about his job as a lineman, in the early nineteen-sixties, for a power company in Wyoming. Copper wire was expensive, and the linemen were instructed to return all unused pieces three feet or longer. No one wanted to deal with the paperwork that resulted, Cheney said, so he and his colleagues found a solution: putting “shorteners” on the wire—that is, cutting it into short pieces and tossing the leftovers at the end of the workday. If the Democrats won on November 7th, the Vice-President said, that victory would not stop the Administration from pursuing a military option with Iran. The White House would put “shorteners” on any legislative restrictions, Cheney said, and thus stop Congress from getting in its way.
What do we have to do, drive a wooden stake through his heart?


Anonymous said...

Hey, Dick. The majority of Americans really support you. This election was a fluke. Tell the Dems to go #*&! themselves and tell the American people you're going to stay the course, no matter what! Tell 'em if they don't like you, they're terrorist-loving pinko homo rat bastards.

Bring it on.

Anonymous said...

Dear Dick,

Thank you for that touching story about how you routinely ripped off your employer for the sake of laziness and greed. I found it real moving. Which is to say, like a kidney stone.