Friday, December 22, 2006

Santa Bush and the Christmas Barn Rules


Sure, I broke the reindeer named Iraq. So I own it now. But, hey, no problem -- after all, how broke can a plywood reindeer really be? No matter what those lefty liberal defeatist media say -- a little Elmer's glue, a little duct tape, a little fresh paint, it'll be good as new. If not, whathehell, we'll just buy some more duct tape. You ask me, the damn thing should fly for at least a couple more years. And, hey, after that there'll be a new Santa anyhow. Let him (or her) handle the repair bills. Meanwhile, a Merry Christmas to all. Oh oh oh.

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