Monday, January 29, 2007

Darkness at noon -- Bush fix for global warming?

If our planetary greenhouse really is getting too hot, the Bush administration apparently has the answer: Just. Turn. Off. The Sun. The Sydney Morning Herald reports on the latest Bushco breakthrough.
THE US wants the world's scientists to develop technology to block sunlight as a last-ditch way to halt global warming.

It says research into techniques such as giant mirrors in space or reflective dust pumped into the atmosphere would be "important insurance" against rising emissions, and has lobbied for such a strategy to be recommended by a UN report on climate change, the first part of which is due out on Friday).

The US has also attempted to steer the UN report, prepared by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), away from conclusions that would support a new worldwide climate treaty based on binding targets to reduce emissions. It has demanded a draft of the report be changed to emphasise the benefits of voluntary agreements and to include criticisms of the Kyoto Protocol, which the US opposes.
Balkinization's take on this is that the idea is another example of the Bush administration's fondness for biblically sanctioned science.
There's plenty of biblical precedent for the U.S.'s idea: In fact, it's God approved. God blotted out the sun as one of the ten plagues against the Egyptians (Exodus 10:21-23). There was darkness at noon at Jesus's Crucifixion (Matthew 27:45; riffing off of Joel 2:10). In fact, darkening the sun is a frequently mentioned Divine strategy, just see Amos 8:9, Joel 3:15 and Micah 3:6.
If drawing the heavenly shades doesn't work, we could always try a plague of frogs. (Via TPM and Avedon.)

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