"I don't know how I ever let myself be talked into it," he said. "There were no WMDs, just a bunch of neocon talking points. They took me for quite a ride, but they're gone now.If only. Happy April Fool's Day.
"We will be withdrawing all of our troops as soon as physically possible and closing the Guantanamo Bay detention center, as well as all U.S. bases in Iraq. I will personally devote the remainder of my term to making restitution to the people of Iraq for the destruction we caused in their country.
"Oh, and Gonzales and Rove? I don't know what they were trying to pull with that U.S. attorney thing, but it wasn't right. They're history. "
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