Who cares about gas prices? It's donut prices that count. America gets its energy from junk calories.
Sometimes it seems as if America runs on cheap donuts. A coworker once put it this way, "As long as I'm taking diabetes medication, I might as well live a little -- pass the donuts!" Seems to be a widely shared sentiment.
Open Pantry, Regent and Randall, Madison. (No donuts were harmed, or even consumed, in the making of this picture.)